Why I switched to this LOUD-ASS mechanical keyboard

I remember the day, sometime in the mid 80s, when my dad brought home an IBM personal computer.

It was beige, heavy and clunky.

And the keyboard, which is considered one of the greatest keyboards of all times, was LOUD.

IMB’s Model M – Hello Gramps! (via pcworld.com)

I remember learning how to type with my 8-year-old fingers trying to reach the home keys.

The buttons were big and boxy and each gave a loud, delightful audible KLICK when pressed.

Klick, klack…. Klick, klack…. Klick, klack….

Everyone in the house knew when someone was on the computer.

Over the years, technology has allowed keyboards to evolve with flattened buttons and minimal noise. Typing doesn’t sound like it used to.


A couple of weeks ago my new mechanical keyboard arrived:

My new mechanical keyboard. I can type “arrogant” and “loud” really fast.

If you google “mechanical keyboards,” you’ll find loads of companies that make them for people who wish to travel back and feel that old school feeling. I got mine on Amazon for about $35. Not bad.

My new keyboard feels just like that old IBM classic, but with a nice makeover. It’s black and has some sweet backlit blue lighting. Keyboard, have you been working out?

The keys are raised like little volcanos and each one makes a loud KLACK when pressed.

Here’s a little video I made to illustrate the difference:

When I type, it feels like I’m actually typing and getting shit done.

It’s like a Prius versus a Mustang. Sometimes it feels good to press the pedals and get an audible response. Sup, ladies…..I can type 80 wpm on this sweet baby. 

For now my mechanical keyboard is working just fine, although I may soon become the office pariah with the noise.


Wanted: An attacker I once confronted (video)

I debated with myself about posting this story and the raw video (see the bottom of this post) because, admittedly, I act a bit douchey in the footage and this incident happened nearly a year ago.

However, with news the city is installing cameras to monitor crime at Denver parks, I felt compelled to put this incident out there, especially now since this case remains active in the justice system.

In short, I came upon a man attacking a woman at Denver’s Commons Park last June and I got involved.

I was spat on, police came and they eventually arrested the dude.

The attacker is Simplicio Mendez-Santos, 19, who has been charged with misdemeanor assault and is currently wanted on a warrant.

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Video Still: I came upon Mendez-Santos (blue shirt) with his hands around a woman’s throat.

I’d very much would like to see this guy answer for his crime.

The backstory:

Last June I was walking my dog at Commons Park when I saw a guy place a young woman in a headlock. He began throwing her around inside a brick structure at Commons Park.

There was nobody around seeing this and I felt compelled to stop the attack out of fear things would get far worse.

Video is the best witness, especially in situations when someone may be doing something wrong, so I began to record as I ran towards the direction of the attack.

As you’ll see in the video, Mendez-Santos was on top of the woman choking her as I ran up and started yelling.

The young woman escaped and after some heated words were exchanged, he spat on me.

Police responded and arrested Mendez-Santos. They took my video as evidence and filed a case against him.

From the police report. They redacted my name when I requested a copy.

Mendez-Santos is currently wanted on the misdemeanor warrant for this assault case because he failed to appear for a court hearing.

Mug shot – Simplicio Mendez Santos, 19, is currently wanted for assault.

What’s happening today:

I ran his background and it turns out this 19 year old already has quite an arrest history.

Records show he was arrested again for misdemeanor assault in Adams County about three months after the choking incident. He was convicted in the Adams County case.  

His first arrest dates back to November of 2015 for failing to appear in court on another case.

That brings the total number of arrests on his record to three. He’s only 19.

I’m not sure if the new cameras at Commons Park would have helped in this case because the attack was happening behind a brick wall, however, I do hope cameras will aide law enforcement when necessary.

A montage of photos of the new cameras at Commons Park

Warning: Video contains loads of douchey statements made by me and loads of F-bombs. 

EDIT: I’ve removed the YouTube embed. You can see the video and coverage on my station’s website here.

A descent into the synthwave dimension – a brief guide



I want you to play this video and let it pound your eardrums as you scroll through this post because we’re diving into the universe known as synthwave:

This is a dimension of laser grids. A place where the sun sets as it’s diced by parallel lines. 

A digital landscape where solitary, stoic heroes chase evil creatures in fast cars below gold-dotted skylines as silhouetted palm trees zip by.

You hear that sweet synth sound?

That delicious dreamy dose of nostalgia?

That, dear Reader, is synthwave or in some circles, retrowave or outrun.

You’re probably already familiar with this kind of music if you lived through the 80s or watch Stranger Things.

This genre is old, yet it’s kinda new as synthwave artists like Kavinsky and Perturbator embrace that awesome, radical 80s sound in tracks like Nightcall and Future Club

This sound has been increasing in popularity again and doesn’t seem to show any reduction in RPMs.  

I personally discovered this music a couple of years ago through the radio function on Pandora, and since my dark baptism, I find myself wanting more. 

Synthwave reminds me of those glorious 80s action movies, the golden age of videogames and when my childhood revolved around my BMX and white high tops.

I’m no music expert, however as a fan of all things 80s and synthwave, here’s what I find most enjoyable about the genre — it’s appropriate at anytime.

What Synthwave is good for:

  • Driving at night, alone
  • Running
  • Feeling like a badass
  • Focus, study

What synthwave is not good for:

  • Funerals (unless you were a mercenary hired to kill cyborgs).

For synthwave culture immersion, I suggest the sub-Reddit r/outrun where users post not only music, but synthwave related art. My favorite post so far is this gallery of synthwave inspired GIFs.

I also find the names of synthwave artists awesomely apropos, like Com Truise, 80s Stallone, Timecop 1983, Miami Nights 1984, Power Glove and FM-84.

Hopefully, if you’ve made it this far into this post, you have a good handle on synthwave.

If you don’t like it, that’s cool, grandma.

Now go out, wear some shades at night and crank up the radio because there’s always driving to do

Owner of loose dog reveals sitter left door open

UPDATE: A spokesperson from Rover.com sent a statement. See below.

This post is an update to Friday’s horrible incident involving a loose dog along Cherry Creek. Connor, a golden retriever, had to be euthanized after he was hit by a car. The unfortunate incident unfolded live on my Facebook page as animal protection officers attempted to retrieve Connor. You can read my reflection on the incident here.

His voice was low.

“He was my best friend. This dog was like my child,” Kraig Braeuning told me. “I’d give a million dollars to get my dog back.”

This wasn’t an easy phone call.

Kraig reached out to me to express Connor was a beloved dog who was never neglected or dismissed. He wants people to know, especially those who saw Connor’s situation, that his dog was deeply cared for and loved.

“It’s an opportunity to learn from,” Kraig said. “I’d give anything to change what happened.”

Kraig sent over photos and videos, like this one and this one to show how much he cared for his dog and “best friend” of six years.

Here’s what happened:

Kraig revealed he hired a dog sitter from Rover.com to take care of Connor on Friday while he was in Vail. He said he’s used the company several times in the past without any problems.

“I would equate this company to something like a babysitter,” Kraig said. “Usually he [Connor] goes with me everywhere I go, but the home I was at in Vail didn’t allow dogs.”

This time it wasn’t Connor’s usual dog sitter from Rover, but a different one from the company, Kraig said.

According to Kraig, the dog sitter came to his home near Washington Park to take Connor on a walk. As the sitter entered the home, he left the front door open.

At some point Connor got spooked and bolted out the front door.

The sitter, according to Kraig, chased after Connor for about a mile before losing track of the dog.

“I couldn’t talk about it for days. I don’t have kids, I don’t have a wife. My dog acted like he won the lottery every day when I came home. He was my best friend,” Kraig said.

Kraig stresses representatives from Rover have been extremely communicative and remorseful about the tragedy and are not skirting responsibility.

I have reached out to Rover.com and I’m waiting for a spokesperson to get back to me.

Here’s a statement from a Rover.com spokesperson:

As dog lovers, we are devastated about what happened with Connor. Dog safety is always our top priority, and we know that the loss of a dog is the loss of a family member. We understand this is a truly difficult time for Kraig that should be treated with dignity, and we will continue to work privately with him to provide support in this time of need.”

About Rover.com:

Rover.com is a popular online pet sitting service, kind of like Uber for dog walkers and sitters (it’s a common analogy people use as the online sharing economy expands).

Through Rover’s app, you can pay a nearby dog walker/sitter to come to your house.

Some sitters will take in your dog at their home, which currently may not be legal in Colorado. Lawmakers are working on legitimizing online pet sitting companies like Rover as some conventional kennels express concern about safety and reliability.

On its website, Rover says “your dog is in good hands” as it lists bullet points below:

From Rover.com

Kraig, at first, was a bit reluctant to reveal the name of the dog sitting company, but I felt compelled to get this information from him and put it out there considering this incident was viewed by thousands of people.

Kraig says he doesn’t want to profit off Connor’s death and instead wants any funds to go towards prevention.

He has started a GoFundMe site to solicit donations that would be given to a Golden Retriever rescues in Colorado.


Denver brewery blasts thieves caught on camera

UPDATE: The brewery has removed the video from its Instagram account. 

Operation Dino Planter has been exposed and put on blast. 

A brewery’s video capturing the theft of a dinosaur planter is getting quite the reaction online.

(As of right now, it’s the top post in the Denver sub-reddit.)


The video (see link above), posted by Our Mutual Friend Brewing Company, shows a woman grabbing the planter and then placing it under her coat before splitting the scene with her cohort.

In the Instagram comments, the brewery’s followers are calling for the public shaming to continue.

The brewery indicates it knows who the couple are by checking transaction history.

“…with some VERY light internet stalking we were able to figure out they’re on vacation for their 1st wedding anniversary,” the brewery said in one of the comments.

Another person questioned the posting of the video saying, “I dunno about public shaming someone when you have their card info. Maybe a face blur. We’ve all made dumb decisions.”

Perhaps the real crime here….the couple didn’t even finish their beer.

I’ll keep you updated if the SWAT team makes a bust.

On Connor and maybe some lessons

UPDATE: Connor’s owner has spoken out and reveals a dog sitter left a door open

This a reflective post about the live video I shared on Friday. Connor was a loose dog along the Cherry Creek trail who avoided animal protection officers and then ultimately got hit by a car. Connor was euthanized shortly after being hit because of severe spinal injuries.

Over that last few days I’ve dwelled much on Friday’s horrible incident.

I’ve avoided talking about it with people as my consciousness battles with itself through feelings of guilt and regret.

The image of Connor in the middle of the road is painfully hard to forget and I confess I feel responsibility for sharing something so tragic before a mass audience.

Perhaps this public post will help air out the circumstances of this horrible situation and help me, as selfish as this may sound, come to terms with my role in making this so public.

When the sirens screamed past my office window and when I heard there was a dog stuck in the rushing water, my inherent reaction as a reporter was to dash outside and capture the moment.

I was expecting a dramatic rescue as I made my way to the water. I saw the fire department’s rescue crews ready to take action.

As I began my live broadcast, it became quickly clear the audience was captivated by Connor’s situation. Thousands of observers through the feed invested much emotion into the poor animal as things unfolded in real time.

As many of you unfortunately saw in the live video, after Connor fled the field of view and entered Speer Boulevard, I came upon him in the middle of the road after being hit by a car. This was captured in the feed.

Hindsight tells me maybe I should have panned away from the disturbing image or cut the live feed.

I don’t know if what I did and captured was appropriate.

With 1,000+ viewers currently watching and commenting every second, perhaps I became more focused on the needs of the audience to receive a documented ending to what they invested in.

I’m not sure if I handled the situation correctly and to be absolutely honest, I’ve been plagued by the thought that it was quite absurd of me to even begin broadcasting in the first place.

I’ve received a phenomenal amount of feedback about the situation.

Some of it is quite ugly, including this message below from a viewer. I must admit I was defensive in response to this guy as I opened up my inbox as I left the scene.


At the end of the day, I sat down with an animal protection officer to talk about what happened in an effort to find some sort of lesson with Connor’s story.

For those of you who saw this unfold, I’d like to apologize about what you saw.

But most of all, I hope the family who lost Connor will find strength. I can’t imagine losing my dog in a tragic situation and I know I’d be devastated.

If there is any scant crumb of value out of this incident, I do sincerely hope the thousands of people who saw this will double check their fences and doors.

A return to what I miss

Three years ago I held a silent funeral before my computer screen.

With a heavy sigh, I navigated through the online confirmation process to forever and permanently delete my blog at http://www.jeremyjojola.com.

I remember holding my finger over the mouse button before that final fatal click wondering if it was a good idea.

Jesus, that was a mistake.

Hundreds of my postings disappeared in a second. A nuclear explosion on the binary level.

Instant decimation.

Some of those posts garnered great traffic and I fondly remember the thrill of seeing my website referenced in some widely read articles and publications.

Now I’m back as a guilty executioner hoping to find again what I miss the most about writing—freedom and space.

When I hit the delete button in 2014, I thought Facebook and Twitter were ultimately the best places to share my thoughts and experiences. As I succumbed to their expanding universe and power, I believed my own website became an obsolete speck of dust.

I was wrong.

While extremely effective tools at sharing photos and my experiences, I find Facebook and Twitter to be distractions, especially over the last year.

I’d open up the social media apps to post something, but instantly I’d end up getting distracted by the outrageousness in the newsfeeds.

I became addicted to the endless scroll. You know what I’m talking about. That non-stop conveyer belt of sweet information that rewards the pleasure centers of the ever hungry human brain.

Oh look, what’s this political car wreck today? There’s an absurd story I’ve got to read. That guy said that?! What’s trending? Is that fucking giraffe giving birth yet?

I’ve been consuming more than creating more.

And when I write and post something, I feel like I’m trying to squeeze my words on the same notepad millions of others are using at the same time.

Digital cholesterol has clogged my mind, in a way, and I can almost feel it’s hard for me to write again like I used to.

I can’t let that happen. I miss that piece of me.

So here I am again.

This new site, www.jeremy.press, will be my refuge from the distraction of social media – a way for me to get back to what I miss.

I know it may seem absurd to launch a new site while admitting a potential social media addiction, but I believe what we consume online is just as important as our own food diets.

The human mind is inherently hungry and this is my way to run on the track rather than sit in the cafeteria for seconds.

We are what we read.

We are what we write.

I hope to post here at least once a week.

So thanks for reading.

(Man, I miss writing that.)